Did you know?

Did you know my middle name?
Of course
Did you know my date of birth?
Of course
Did you know my favorite color?
Of course
Did you know we wouldn't be friends any more?

Did you know the Girl I had a crush on?
Of course
Did you know what I did in my spare time?
Of course
Did you know my darkest secret?
Of course
Did you know we wouldn't be friends any more?

Did you know you would be lying to me?
Did you know I would need to prepare myself?
Did you know I spent the night praying for you?
Did you know I did a horrible job of preparing myself?
Did you know I miss everything about you?
Did you know I have an honest answer to questions you asked me?
Did you know I am sorry for everything I have done?

Cell phone Bible

What if we carried it around in our purses or pockets?
What if we flipped through it several time a day?
What if we turned back to go get it if we forgot it?
What if we used it to receive messages from the text?
What if we treated it like we couldn't live without it?
What if we gave it to Kids as gifts?
What if we used it when we traveled?
What if we used it in case of emergency?
This is something to make you go..hmm.where is my Bible?
Oh, and one more thing. Unlike our cell phone, we don't have to worry about our Bible being disconnected because Jesus already paid the bill.

Is this how it is?

They lie on the table side by side;
The Holy Bible and the T.V. Guide
One is well worn and cherished with pride.
Not the Bible, but the T.V. Guide
One is used daily to help folks decide.
No, not the Bible, but the T.V. Guide
As the pages are turned, what shall they see?
Oh, what does it matter, turn on the T.V.
So they open the book in which they confide.
No, not the Bible, but the T.V. Guide
The Word of God is seldom read.
Maybe a verse before they fall into bed.
Exhausted and sleepy and tired as can be.
Not from reading the Bible, but from watching T.V.
So then back to the table side by side.
Lie the Holy Bible and the T.V. Guide,
No time for prayer, no time for the Word,
The plan of Salvation is seldom heard.
But forgiveness of sin, so full and free,
Is found in the Bible, not on T.V.